Mom’s Celebrity Knowledge

Nov 04

Mom’s Celebrity Knowledge

While I was in Michigan, I had a chance to get a taste of Mom’s celebrity knowledge. It’s easy to overlook mom’s pop culture knowledge because, honestly, it is pretty slim. She probably thinks Richard Gere is a huge box office draw and feels like “My Heart Will Go On” is the top song of the year. However, on occasion her limited grasp of various famous people and what’s happening to them is pretty amusing. A few examples: On Chaz Bono: Me: “Mom, do you watch Dancing with the Stars?” Mom: “Yeah.” Me: “Who’s left?” Mom: “Oh, I don’t know.” Me: “What did you think of Chaz Bono’s dancing?” Mom: “Ugh, disgusting.” I brace myself, preparing for my mom to talk negatively about Chaz’s sexual reassignment surgery and how he used to be female. Seeing as how Mom appears grossed out, I figure that’s the logical direction she’s going. Me: “What do you mean?” Mom: “He sooooo fat! Spinnin’ on dance floor with belly jiggling. He shake one buttcheek 150 lbs, other buttcheek 150 lbs. Nasty.” Me, laughing: “So you don’t like him because he’s fat?” Not where I thought she’d go, but I’m nonetheless not surprised, just slightly relieved. On the Kardashians: Me: “Mom, do you know who the Kardashians are?” Mom: “Yeah, they models or something. Sisters and brother? They think they so sheck-shee!” Me, chuckling: “Sheck-shee?” Mom: “Yeah, they strut around, think they so sheck-shee and hot.” According to scientific research studies based on vitro test subjects, it helps boost protein synthesis and increases muscle mass while cheap viagra india reducing fat and helping to improve the immune system. If you have a list full of harvested email addresses or http://deeprootsmag.org/2014/06/10/surf-verse-2014/ generic cialis in australia a list of other marketers, you will not make much progress. But now there are some effective medications available to treat sexual problem in men, especially problem known tadalafil price as erectile dysfunction is popularly known as, can be treated with the help of the Kamagra pills. Different contraptions and points have offered solutions throughout time, but people have questioned whether these potions actually worked, or if they were using their thumb or a cock ring to place pressure at the...

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