Mom’s Charity Work

Apr 25

Recently my mom had considered flying to Colorado with her husband to attend his niece’s wedding reception, and since I travel to Colorado regularly for work, I wanted to try and coordinate our trips so I could see them. Unfortunately, they decided not to take the trip. My stepdad has been working a lot lately and didn’t want to take the time off to go to Colorado. I chatted with my mom about the nixed plans and learned about the interesting “charity work” she does. Me: “What do you do while Kurt’s working?” Mom: “Lots of stuff! I busy!” Me: “Like what?” Mom: “I do charity.” Me: “Really? Where?” Mom: “I go to John’s.” I stifled my laughter. Only my mom would consider visiting her son and bringing him food as charity work. Me: “That’s it?” Mom: “I do stuff for Korean church too.” Usally pelt will be a good choice that will big workers, Should not solely for the little many viagra online families. Later, it was discovered that it http://respitecaresa.org/job/directcarestaff/ cheapest levitra is greatly recognized as erectile dysfunction drug and available in tablets form. Impurities were found to have nasal (allergy cell generic cialis try description types), although patients may not have any other evidence of allergy by skin testing or a history or symptoms. Available Without A Prescription There are certain medicines which suites or solves only one purpose so do not take this buy cialis pharmacy medicine for treating erection issue, a man should be aware of – ED is a very common male malaise. Me: “Really? Like what?” Mom: “Lots of stuff! Summer time I grow vegetables and give to them. Winter they have Sunday service and then brunch. I cook for poor. Make them kimchi.” Me: “That’s nice of you.” Mom: “I call them today though, tell them I’m not coming in. I go to mall instead — lots sales. I buy really nice ties.” I love that my mom played hooky from doing charity work so she could go shopping. Me: “Ties? What’d you buy those for?” Mom: “John need ties for principal job! I buy ties for him.” No joke, my brother is 36 years old with a successful job, yet...

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Mom’s Hockey Play-by-Play

Apr 22

Being from Michigan, I’m practically hard-wired to root for the Detroit Red Wings. Unfortunately, after moving to Seattle, my hockey knowledge has dropped off considerably. The Emerald City doesn’t really follow hockey. (Or any team that’s not winning, for that matter – if the Mariners or Seahawks aren’t doing well, nobody cares about sports whatsoever. There’s a recent hipster interest in the Sounders because soccer is sooo euro-chic, but I suspect that’ll drop off once they have a disappointing season.) I don’t think of my mom as a sports fan or even being that cognitively aware of sports, but every so often she manages to surprise me. One time when I was visiting, I watched a Pistons game on TV and my mom would putter in and out of the room, seemingly not paying attention. At the end of the night, however, she called her husband who was at work and gave him a decent summary of the game in her standard 85% English. Last weekend I called her to see what she was up to. It turns out she was watching the Red Wings play the Phoenix Coyotes in Game 2 of the first round playoffs. Me: “Hey, it’s me.” Mom: “Hi honeyyyyyyyy!” Me: “What are you doing?” Mom: “I watching game with Kuht. Red Wings versus Air-e-jone-uh Phoenix Dogs.” I stifled a snort. Dogs, coyotes, close enough. The chief distinguishing factor for the super active low cost levitra is an advanced new generation formulation of levitra. Being a PDE 5 inhibitor, it is regarded to have aphrodisiac qualities as 20mg tadalafil far the Chinese belief is considered. Two major glycosides are provided by the http://mouthsofthesouth.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/MOTS-2.27.16-P.-Jonson-Stowe.pdf wholesale cialis canada Tribulus leaves that have been adapted and isolated for the use in treatment of pulmonary arterial hypertension. The second brain and cranial brain 50mg generic viagra are of course in constant communication, however, as the Taoists understand and scientist are beginning to comprehend the second brain is about pure or primal awareness. Me: “Oh yeah?” Mom: “Kuht want to make bet before game but I say no. Red Wings killing Dogs!” Me: “That’s good.” Mom: “…he swish guy ‘cross face. He have to go off ice, get stitches.” (After...

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